Life is far too important to be taken seriously.

I am not young enough to know everything.

Friendship is far more tragic than love. It lasts longer.

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.

Education is an admirable thing. But it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go. Last words

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one's self, and one always ends by deceiving others.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.