The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative.

I came to America because of the great, great freedom which I heard existed in this country. I made a mistake in selecting America as a land of freedom, a mistake I cannot repair in the balance of my lifetime.

George W. Bush has gathered around him upper-crust C-students who know no history or geography.

America is built on a tilt and everything loose slides to California.

America is a nation without a distinct criminal class with the possible exception of Congress.

In case you haven’t noticed, we are now almost as feared and hated all over the world as the Nazis were.

It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.

Our president is a Christian? So was Adolf Hitler.

"You hate America, don't you?" she said.
"That would be as silly as loving it," I said. "It's impossible for me to get emotional about it, because real estate doesn't interest me. It's no doubt a great flaw in my personality, but I can't think in terms of boundaries. Those imaginary lines are as unreal to me as elves and pixies. I can't believe that they mark the end or the beginning of anything of real concern to the human soul. Virtues and vices, pleasures and pains cross boundaries at will."

The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide.