Life isn't about finding yourself, it's about creating yourself.

The only time my education was interrupted was when I was in school.

Patriotism is, fundamentally, a conviction that a particular country is the best in the world because you were born in it.

If you're going to tell people the truth, you better make them laugh; otherwise they'll kill you.

War does not decide who's right but who's left.

You see things as they are and ask, "Why?" I dream things as they never were and ask, "Why not?"

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel.

If you have an apple and I have an apple, and we exchange apples, we both still only have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea, and we exchange ideas, we each now have two ideas.

Dancing: The vertical expression of a horizontal desire legalized by music.

He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.