God created sex. Priests created marriage.

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first. Duck Soup (1933), regarding Mrs. Teasdale's late husband.

Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.

Courtesy is just as important to marriage as oil is to your motor.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

Now, marriage is gonna be a tough one with Bindi, but, you know, I’ll let her start dating as soon as she turns 31. (laughs)

Emily, I have a confession to make: I really am a horse doctor; but marry me and I'll never look at any other horse. A Day at the Races (1937)